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Monthly Meow LXIX

Posted by Ember on February 26, 2018 at 12:55 AM

Hi guys! I hope that you’ve all had a fantastic February. Here on Warrior Cats of the Forest, we’ve had a busy month. Out-of-character, we welcomed in two waves of new members and continued our on-going battle against Webs’ many errors. Most notably, members have been struggling with updating their profile pages. List checks will continue as usual, but any infractions we find won’t be held against you until the glitch works itself out. On the Main Plot Planning Thread, we’re trying to get a proper head count of Deliverance members. If you have any cats in the Deliverance, please list them there. In-character, the clans have been struck by an unusually harsh leaf-bare. MoonClan and EarthClan have temporarily moved in with EclipseClan and SunClan will join them there soon. For more information, check out the planned events section of The History Page and the Plot Planning Threads.

The community building tip of the month is to use seemingly small actions and in-character comments to flesh out the plot. Taking initiative to move forward major plot points or start up trouble is great, but sometimes it can be intimidating to jump straight into seemingly-complicated or exclusive plot points, especially for newer members. However, getting involved in the plot can be as easy as having your characters comment on what is going on around them. Right now, the clans are in a cold, harsh leaf-bare, so the cats should be desperate, irritable, and hungry. You can also incorporate the plot into your characters’ live in more major ways. For instance, if you’re planning on removing a few characters that you don’t play often anymore, you can have them die of cold or sickness instead of simply leaving the clans or dying “off-screen.” In time, it gets easier to take a more active role in progressing the plot, but it’s really the small, seemingly insignificant actions that ground the roleplay and there’s no shame in starting to get involved with baby steps.

This month we’re going to be taking a little break from the analysis-heavy Monthly Meows I’ve been publishing for the last few months in favor of another get-to-know-each-other questions game.

1. What’s something about you that most people don't know?

2. Are you listening to music right now? If so, what?

3. Strangest childhood injury?

4. Have any weird fears?

5. If you had a boat, what would you name it?

6. What is the craziest thing you believed as a kid, or were even tricked into believing when you were older and should have known better?

7. What is your least favorite, but often repeated, quote or piece of advice? Why don’t you like it?

8. If you had to be a plant, what kind of plant would you be and why?

9. Describe your least favorite commercial in excessive detail.

10. What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse?

11. What’s the best Wi-Fi name you’ve seen?

12. Is a hotdog a sandwich? Is cereal a soup?

13. What is the craziest thing one of your teachers has done?

14. If you had to haunt one building for the next 100 years, which building would you haunt?

15. What supply in your house always runs low, and no one ever remembers to buy? (paper towels, batteries, lightbulbs, whatever)

16. If you could have a superpower, what would it be?

17. If you could know the ultimate truth to any one question, what would you ask?

18. If you had to eat a raccoon, how would you cook it?

19. Where’s the weirdest place you’ve found something that you lost?

20. What is your favorite Wikipedia article?

21. You can change three very minor things about the world. What are they?

22. What is your current desktop background?

23. What are you supposed to be doing right now?

24. What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?

25. What is your favorite joke? Whoever’s answer makes me laugh the hardest will get a sketch of whichever character they’d like.


MoonClan

Apprentices

Pricklekit, Tsarkit, Fenneckit, Valleykit, Ragekit: Early March

Frozenkit, Tinderkit, Web, Daykit, Beachkit, Meadowkit, Gladekit, Plateaukit, Forestkit: Mid March

Medicine Cat Apprentice: Twilightpaw (Early March)

Warriors

Warpaw, Snakepaw, Rosepaw: Early March

Ashpaw, Dovepaw, Copperpaw, Edelweisspaw, Redpaw, Birchpaw, Winter, Midnightpaw, Cinderpaw, Flarepaw, Havenpaw: Mid January

Lunarpaw: Late January

Deaths: Reichstag, Ghostwolf


SunClan

Apprentices

Hornetkit, Glacierkit, Rabbitkit: Early March

Omnikit, Pepperkit, Redkit, Spark-kit, Lostkit: Mid March

Shadowedkit, Russetkit, Tangy, Blazingkit: Late March

Warriors

Ravenpaw, Sandpaw, Endlesspaw, Ternpaw: Early March

Pebblepaw, Tunnelpaw, Hollypaw, Pinepaw: Late March

Elder: Ambrosia


EarthClan

Apprentices

Lionskit, Flurrykit, Crashkit: Early March

Viperkit, Stormkit, Fadedkit: Mid March

Medicine Cat Apprentice: Troutpaw (Late March)

Warriors

Rowanpaw, Lightningpaw: Early March

Sootpaw, Shypaw: Mid March

Wolfpaw, Pebblepaw, Blackpaw, Mysterypaw, Duskpaw, Stonepaw, Acornpaw, Bluepaw: Late March

Elder: Penguinflight

Death: Lightningfire


EclipseClan

Apprentices

Spiderkit, Mesquitekit, Foxkit, Ravenkit, Rook-kit, Crowkit, Scornfulkit: Early February

Coldkit, Warmkit: Late February

Warriors

Ashpaw, Blackpaw, Dieselpaw, Kudzupaw: Early March

Hollowpaw, Ravenpaw, Ghostlypaw: Mid March

Delano, Apparion, Bepper, Avellino, Clarisse, Fencepaw: Late March

Elder: Wolfstrike

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19 Comments

Reply Tangy
1:47 AM on February 26, 2018 
1. What?s something about you that most people don?t know?
Huge band geek. Love my clarinet.
2. Are you listening to music right now? If so, what?
No, but the last song I listened to was Pressure by The 1975.
3. Strangest childhood injury?
I got a huge gash on my foot from the broken ear of a piggy bank. It scarred.
4. Have any weird fears?
Maybe fear of loud noises? Not exactly afraid, just super sensitive to them.
5. If you had a boat, what would you name it?
Breezer!
6. What is the craziest thing you believed as a kid, or were tricked into believing when you were older and should?ve known better?
Mom used to tell me there was a ?toy gremlin? and that if I didn?t pick up my toys he would steal them. At the time I was traumatized by the movie Gremlins, so it did not go over well with me. :(
7. What is your least favorite, but often repeated, quote or piece of advice? Why don?t you like it?Curiosity killed the cat. Curiosity is good, and if it backfires on you then all you do is learn from it.
8. If you had to be a plant, what kind of plant would you be and why?
A cactus. Nobody would touch me. I could live an undisturbed and peaceful life.
9. Describe your least favorite commercial in excessive detail.
CALL 877 CASH NOW.
10. What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse?
A frog!!
11. What?s the best WiFi name you?ve seen?
It Hurts When IP
12. Is a hotdog a sandwich? Is cereal a soup?
According to the definition provided by Google, no to hotdog, yes to cereal.
13. What is the craziest thing one of your teachers has done?
3rd grade. Some kid called a girl a dork. She ratted on him. Teacher told the offender to Google up the definition of dork and read it out loud to the class. He read something not so PG about whales.
14. If you had to haunt one building for the next 100 years, which building would you haunt?
The White House. :)
15. What supply in your house always runs low, and no one ever remembers to buy?
Always out of pens
16. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
Ability to shape other?s thoughts to my liking.
17. If you could know the ultimate truth to any one question, what would you ask?
Does any of this world really matter?
18. If you had to eat a raccoon, how would you cook it?
Crockpot all the way.
19. Where?s the weirdest place you?ve found something that you lost?
Lost a pin from my bag. Assumed it?d fallen off at school. Came home to find it sitting on a cubby we have in the breezeway...
20. What is your favorite Wikipedia article?
Don?t have one. Wikipedia is dangerous!
21. You can change three very minor things about the world. What are they?
People learn how to drive properly. Teachers are nice. Political battles are settled by a game of tag.
22. What is your current desktop background?
Misha Collins.
23. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
S-l-e-e-p-i-n-g. ;)
24. What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?
Dazed and Confused.
25. What is your favorite joke?
How many messages will it take for Tangy to get this plot set up? Hmm... let?s try this again.
^ It?s the error I get sometimes when I send messages.
Reply Shadowstorm
9:07 PM on February 26, 2018 
1. What?s something about you that most people don't know? - I hate mustard.
2. Are you listening to music right now? If so, what? - After Ever After
3. Strangest childhood injury? - All the random cuts and bruises that appear out of no where.
4. Have any weird fears? - Serial killers hiding in the shower.
5. If you had a boat, what would you name it? - Ole Nellie.
6. What is the craziest thing you believed as a kid, or were even tricked into believing when you were older and should have known better? - That I could sing.
7. What is your least favorite, but often repeated, quote or piece of advice? Why don?t you like it? - "Wether you think you can, or you think you can't. Your right." Well, I think I can fly, and I think I can't die. I'll go jump off a building!
8. If you had to be a plant, what kind of plant would you be and why? - Grass. I have absolutely no idea why.
9. Describe your least favorite commercial in excessive detail. - I hate them all equally.
10. What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse? -Tarantula.
11. What?s the best Wi-Fi name you?ve seen? - YourBabyisReallyUgly
12. Is a hotdog a sandwich? Is cereal a soup? - 1. No 2. Definitely. Is ketchup a smoothie?
13. What is the craziest thing one of your teachers has done? Survived.
14. If you had to haunt one building for the next 100 years, which building would you haunt? - The Biltmore Estate.
15. What supply in your house always runs low, and no one ever remembers to buy? (paper towels, batteries, lightbulbs, whatever) - Led.
16. If you could have a superpower, what would it be? - Super speed.
17. If you could know the ultimate truth to any one question, what would you ask? - What is Heaven like?
18. If you had to eat a raccoon, how would you cook it? - Stick it in chili.
19. Where?s the weirdest place you?ve found something that you lost? - I was chasing a lizard in my back yard once but I lost it. My brother found it on my back when I came inside.
20. What is your favorite Wikipedia article? - The one about narwhals. (Don't ask why)
21. You can change three very minor things about the world. What are they? - Pillows that are just too fluffy. Ice cream that melts faster than you can eat it. Ridiculously long traffic lights.
22. What is your current desktop background? - Winnie the Pooh.
23. What are you supposed to be doing right now? - Homework (probably)
24. What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical? - Hunger Games
25. What is your favorite joke? Whoever?s answer makes me laugh the hardest will get a sketch of whichever character they?d like. - What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
Reply Ember
11:29 PM on February 26, 2018 
What?s something about you that most people don't know?
I have a deep-seated and pure love of advice podcasts

Are you listening to music right now? If so, what?
Yes, ?Lampshades on Fire? by Modest Mouse

Strangest childhood injury?
I got a two inch splinter stuck up my foot

Have any weird fears?
Getting lost in the basement of my school?s science building. It?s super scary down there-- lots of warnings about health concerns with lab rats and chemicals and such.

If you had a boat, what would you name it?
The Mary Ellen Carter

What is the craziest thing you believed as a kid, or were even tricked into believing when you were older and should have known better?
That pigeons were female cardinals

What is your least favorite, but often repeated, quote or piece of advice? Why don?t you like it?
Less a piece of advice, but more a general saying ?these are the best years of your life!? Most people don?t have a best year of their life. All years have ups and downs and you shouldn?t put pressure on yourself by thinking that if you're not happy now, you?ll never be happy.

If you had to be a plant, what kind of plant would you be and why?
Little bluestem-- slow-growing, stubborn, and sensitive to UV radiation

Describe your least favorite commercial in excessive detail.
ROGER BEASLEY HYUNDAI.

What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse?
A mouse

What?s the best Wi-Fi name you?ve seen?
Hide Your Kids, Hide Yo Wi-Fi!

Is a hotdog a sandwich? Is cereal a soup?
Yes and yes

What is the craziest thing one of your teachers has done?
Someone asked a stupid question in organic chemistry. My professor laid down on the floor and took a nap. The peer tutor taught the rest of the review session.

If you had to haunt one building for the next 100 years, which building would you haunt?
The White House

What supply in your house always runs low, and no one ever remembers to buy? (paper towels, batteries, lightbulbs, whatever)
Lightbulbs

If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
Ability to refill things

If you could know the ultimate truth to any one question, what would you ask?
?Why??

If you had to eat a raccoon, how would you cook it?
Crock-pot

Where?s the weirdest place you?ve found something that you lost?
Inside a shoe

What is your favorite Wikipedia article?
The Jimmy Carter rabbit incident

You can change three very minor things about the world. What are they?
The plural of ?sheep? is ?shoop,? pens magically return to you when you leave them places, and trash cans become easier to find.

What is your current desktop background?
An impressionistic painting of a woman walking in the rain

What are you supposed to be doing right now?
Walking to dinner

What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?
Any episode of Criminal Minds

What is your favorite joke? Whoever?s answer makes me laugh the hardest will get a sketch of whichever character they?d like.
A moth walks into a podiatrist's office.
"What seems to be the problem, Mr. Moth?" The podiatrist asks.
The moth says ?What?s the problem? Where do I begin? I go to work for Gregory Illinivich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, I don?t even know what I?m doing anymore. I don?t even know if Gregory Illinivich knows. He only knows that he has power over me, and that seems to bring him happiness. But I don?t know, I wake up in a malaise, and I walk here and there? at night I?I sometimes wake up and I turn to some old lady in my bed that?s on my arm. The problem isn?t that I don?t love her, it?s that I?m not certain that I ever did. I don?t know where to turn to. My son, well, as much as it pains me to say, when I look in his eyes, all I see is the same cowardice that see when I take a glimpse of my own face in the mirror. If only I wasn?t such a coward, then perhaps?perhaps I could bring myself to reach over to that cocked and loaded gun that lays on the bedside behind me and end this hellish facade once and for all?Doc, sometimes I feel like a spider, even though I?m a moth, just barely hanging on to my web with an everlasting fire underneath me. I?m not feeling good.?
And so the doctor says, ?Those are all very serious problems, sir, but I?m a podiatrist. I deal with feet. You should be seeing a psychiatrist. Why on earth did you come here??
And the moth says, ?Because the light was on!?
Reply Staghoove
5:54 AM on February 27, 2018 
1. What?s something about you that most people don't know?
I like the band Glass Animals and I enjoy meatal. Most people think I just like country *shrug*
2. Are you listening to music right now? If so, what?
Pools by Glass Animals. (Go listen to it, you won't regret it XD)
3. Strangest childhood injury?
I left the zipper open on my trampoline, I wound up flying out and breaking my arm, that was a fun day :)
4. Have any weird fears?
Heights. It doesn't sound weird but with a foam pit below me, you'd think if I fell I'd be safe, my anxiety says no XD
5. If you had a boat, what would you name it?
Justice.
6. What is the craziest thing you believed as a kid, or were even tricked into believing when you were older and should have known better?
That school was fun... Sure, they didn't lie about elementary, but middle school and high school are hard D:
7. What is your least favorite, but often repeated, quote or piece of advice? Why don?t you like it?
I really don't know, I don't usually listen to people, I hate my teachers and most other people XD
8. If you had to be a plant, what kind of plant would you be and why?
Redwood tree, so I can be taller than everyone for once!
9. Describe your least favorite commercial in excessive detail.
Kars For Kids, nothing else needs to be said.
10. What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse?
A Belgian Malinois.
11. What?s the best Wi-Fi name you?ve seen?
LANibal Lecter
12. Is a hotdog a sandwich? Is cereal a soup?
No and no. That's not allowed.
13. What is the craziest thing one of your teachers has done?
Not in my class but my math teacher did a split once XD
14. If you had to haunt one building for the next 100 years, which building would you haunt?
The high school. Haunt all of my crappy teachers.
15. What supply in your house always runs low, and no one ever remembers to buy? (paper towels, batteries, lightbulbs, whatever)
Milk, we need a cow, somebody send me a cow.
16. If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
Shapeshifting.
17. If you could know the ultimate truth to any one question, what would you ask?
Are contortionists aliens? I still haven't found the answer.
18. If you had to eat a raccoon, how would you cook it?
Ehhh.... No.
19. Where?s the weirdest place you?ve found something that you lost?
My phone was in my brother's sock drawer. Don't ask because I don't know.
20. What is your favorite Wikipedia article?
I don't really use Wikipedia after one of my Social Studies teachers told me she'd hang me by my toes If I used it. She was actually an awesome teacher XD
21. You can change three very minor things about the world. What are they?
I would tax things with plastic so maybe people won't just toss it anywhere. Make all stores use paper bags. Make people give their dogs an all meat diet and not a vegan diet (It's my biggest pet peeve, no pun intended)
22. What is your current desktop background?
A sleepy grizzly bear :3
23. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
Getting ready for school... Ew XD
24. What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?
I don't really know.
25. What is your favorite joke? Whoever?s answer makes me laugh the hardest will get a sketch of whichever character they?d like.
All of the jokes I know are too inappropriate to be here... Oops.
Reply Spirit and the gang
6:51 PM on February 27, 2018 
Webs isn't letting me post my comment because it says it's too long. So I decided to post this and see if I can edit it, or if this is another glitch.
Reply Ember
8:03 PM on February 27, 2018 
Spirit and the gang says...
Webs isn't letting me post my comment because it says it's too long. So I decided to post this and see if I can edit it, or if this is another glitch.

That isn't a glitch, you'll just have to post your comment in two parts.
Reply spotthecat
8:17 PM on February 27, 2018 
1. What?s something about you that most people don't know? I am left-handed.(Lol SCARY, right???)

2. Are you listening to music right now? If so, what?The Judge Judy theme song on tv, if that counts. x.x

3. Strangest childhood injury? I twisted my arm doing a cartwheel (send help to former me plz ._.)

4. Have any weird fears? (Ohmehgosh...A lot...Not really weird tho) Being alone, spiders, heights(yes, not falling tho), CLOWNS, getting lice and yellow jackets

5. If you had a boat, what would you name it? (Randddddommm) hmm... I'd name it... Glade.

6. What is the craziest thing you believed as a kid, or were even tricked into believing when you were older and should have known better? I never had really anything like this...But then I realized that I've been saying 'stair-steps' my whole life, until writing an essay this year and finding it to be completely not an actual word for stairs.

7. What is your least favorite, but often repeated, quote or piece of advice? Why don?t you like it?
I LOVE quotes with a passion....Hmm. Curiosity killed the cat. I'm just not a big fan of it honestly.
8. If you had to be a plant, what kind of plant would you be and why?
Wellllll, I actually just got some plants, but I would like to get a Fairy Washboard Haworthia. Like I've said, I'm awful at explaining things... I just really want it xD
9. Describe your least favorite commercial in excessive detail. CALL SAM. (No explanation needed x3)

10. What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse? A turtle ;-;

11. What?s the best Wi-Fi name you?ve seen? Oooooo. Nope.

12. Is a hotdog a sandwich? Is cereal a soup? Nuh. Not in your dreams.

13. What is the craziest thing one of your teachers has done? ...Hmmm... One of my teachers yelled out of a two story window in their classroom to a student in the parking lot who was playing their music loudly. Lets just say that there was a lot of swearing in french.

14. If you had to haunt one building for the next 100 years, which building would you haunt?
My school. So I could freak out the freshmen. XD
15. What supply in your house always runs low, and no one ever remembers to buy? (paper towels, batteries, lightbulbs, whatever)
Batteries and Scotch tape

16. If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
The ability to understand animals, but also flying would be cool
17. If you could know the ultimate truth to any one question, what would you ask?
I already know enough.
18. If you had to eat a raccoon, how would you cook it?
I would fry it in lots of batter. Looooots of Batter.
19. Where?s the weirdest place you?ve found something that you lost?
Hm...I tend not to lose things, but...One of my classmates backpacks.
20. What is your favorite Wikipedia article?
Never tried looking.

21. You can change three very minor things about the world. What are they?
Abuse to both animals and people, people having more care to senior/older dogs, and getting rid of unnecessary riots/protests.
22. What is your current desktop background? A picture of of lovely city building that I took.

23. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
Probably making my lunch for school tomorrow
24. What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?
Hmmm...The Great Gatsby would be kind of neat to see as a full on musical.
25. What is your favorite joke? Whoever?s answer makes me laugh the hardest will get a sketch of whichever character they?d like.
What do you tell Simba when he is walking to slow? Mufasa!
Reply Ember
11:31 PM on February 27, 2018 
POST FOR KINGFISH
1. What?s something about you that most people don't know?
I have a Patreon under the name Anfisa Dragonouv, which is my Skyrim character name.
2. Are you listening to music right now? If so, what?
Body by Mother Mother
3. Strangest childhood injury?
I accidentally got a leather-sewing needle shoved into the side of my knee cap.
4. Have any weird fears?
Disfigured paintings of people with undistinguished facial features.
5. If you had a boat, what would you name it?
The Black Pearl, and it would be an inflatable whitewater raft.
6. What is the craziest thing you believed as a kid, or were even tricked into believing when you were older and should have known better?
I believed that a black light in my room meant Gypsies were going to take me away when I was little.
7. What is your least favorite, but often repeated, quote or piece of advice? Why don?t you like it?
It'll all work out in the end, which is clearly a lie, because I one time made up my own gluten free cookie recipe, and no matter what I changed about it, it either tasted like baking soda and plaster, or baking soda and sugar.
8. If you had to be a plant, what kind of plant would you be and why?
A red wood cedar because they're strong and tall... And I want to be tall.
9. Describe your least favorite commercial in excessive detail.
Any Charmin commercial ever. The bears don't have a consistent colour (first tan, then red, now blue) and they always are talking about taking a dump and how clean the toilet paper makes them feel, except it's super expensive and if you use enough to clean yourself, it'll clog the toilet.
10. What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse?
Spiders... Wait, no, don't do it CHERYNOB- *nuclear meltdown*
11. What?s the best Wi-Fi name you?ve seen?
Tell My Wi-Fi Love Her or You Are the Weakest Linksys
12. Is a hotdog a sandwich? Is cereal a soup?
Hotgods are sandwiches, cereal depends on what kind; hot or cold.
13. What is the craziest thing one of your teachers has done?
Made me watch a movie called Do the Right Thing in which no one does the right thing? For 2 hours, 41 minutes and 16 seconds (Yes, I remember that).
14. If you had to haunt one building for the next 100 years, which building would you haunt?
My house, because the ceiling fan turns on at random, so the new owners would wonder if the house was haunted, and summon me. I'd be like, "Hi! I'm *my name*, and I'm the ghost of this house!" and they'd be like, "Can you stop turning on the fan? It's winter and the house is getting cold." And I'd be like, "What? I haven't touched the fan..." And then I'd delight as I watched them descend into madness as they tried to find the second ghost that doesn't exist. :3
Reply Ember
11:31 PM on February 27, 2018 
POST FOR KINGFISH
15. What supply in your house always runs low, and no one ever remembers to buy? (paper towels, batteries, lightbulbs, whatever)
Batteries.
16. If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
To conjure up a squishy substance that I could place in the path of someone walking with bare feet.
17. If you could know the ultimate truth to any one question, what would you ask?
Does anyone like me? (Wow, that was much sadder than it sounded in my head 3:)
18. If you had to eat a raccoon, how would you cook it?
In coconut oil so I could slide it out of the pan and into the trash.
19. Where?s the weirdest place you?ve found something that you lost?
I found my cell phone in my pots and pans cabinet once.
20. What is your favorite Wikipedia article?
"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" or "A list of common misconceptions."
21. You can change three very minor things about the world. What are they?
No more stupid people... Oh, wait, you said small.

No more fat free milk
Sugar doesn't make anyone fat
College books don't cost so much. ;-;

22. What is your current desktop background?
A picture of all of the funniest expressions I could draw.
23. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
Eating, but I don't know what to eat.
24. What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?
Deadpool
25. What is your favorite joke? Whoever?s answer makes me laugh the hardest will get a sketch of whichever character they?d like.

Three guys are standing in a muddy field and Guy 1 says, "Hey! I bet I could throw this rock super high up!" Guy 2 says, "How will you measure it?" So Guy 3 suggests that they measure the depth of the rock when it hits the mud. Guy 1 throws his rock and it sinks down a foot. Guys 2 thinks he can do better and throws his rock and it sinks down three feet. Guy 3 says, "Out of the way, ametures," and he throws his rock. It doesn't come back down.

A woman goes to board a plane with her parrot, but finds that the plane does not allow smoking or birds, so she hides the bird in her jacket and gets on the plane. After take off, the captain walks down the isle, smoking a cigar and greeting all of the passengers. He meets the woman and as they talk, the parrot makes a noise. He discovers the parrot and says, "You can't have a bird on this aircraft!" and throws the parrot out the plane window. The woman, indignant by this point, grabs his cigar and says, "Well, YOU can't smoke on this aircraft!" and throws the cigar out the window.
The captain storms back to the front of the plane and takes back the controls from his copilot. A few moments later, he hears tapping on the window and sees the parrot. It has something in its mouth.
It's the brick.
Reply Castle
2:26 AM on February 28, 2018 
1. Chocolate disgusts me
2. The Pit - Imagine Dragons, which is really old for the band, like it came out in 2008, three years before anyone knew who they were xD
3. I honestly can't remember any. Huh
4. Not a fear, per say, but I get anxiety when a stranger walking in the opposite direction in a hallway says hi. I feel like I get put on the spot or something.
5. Boaty McBoatface!
6. I believed back when I was a young kid that if I prayed to some God hard enough I could get to experience what it was like to be a Warrior cat for a day xD
7. I feel like people use Actions speak louder than words as a end all be all philosophy and not advice -_-
8. I'd be a strong oak tree so I could look nice and majestic (until I get cut down xD)
9. WE BUY ANY CAR WE BUY ANY CAR WE BUY ANY CAR WE BUY ANY CAR WE BUY ANY CAR WE BUY ANY CAR WE BUY ANY CAR
10. A tardigrade. Look them up! The most indestructible animal basically xD
11. I've never seen a real good one in person tbh
12. A hot dog is not a true sandwich. The buns aren't separated, meaning it doesn't qualify under the Two Buns rule of 1437.
13. My old band teacher became a gym teacher and my old art teacher became a librarian
14. Gotta haunt a movie theater. free movies!
15. We always need more apples, mainly because I eat a ton of them xD
16. Shapeshifting please. By far the best power.
17. Why did I get stuck with this stupid depression and other stuff I don't wanna disclose :/
18. I'd cook for so long that it'd sorta melt into a broth in a stew. Look up Perpetual Stew, like that :3
19. I thought I'd lost my phone the day of a flight at school but I'd just left it at home -_- xD
20. The Ig Noble Prizes xD
21. I'm who I wanna be, The electoral votes from 2016 shift to the other person so that that changes, and the guaranteed flourishment of this site for all of infinity!
22. The default Windows 10 background xD
23. Sleeping! Definitely!
24. Idk if this has ever been a thing, but a Breakfast Club musical could work.
25. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator!
Reply Staghoove
4:43 AM on March 1, 2018 
Oh I just noticed. Shouldn't Ghostwolf be an elder this month? I believe I made him in June.
Reply Ember
10:31 PM on March 1, 2018 
Staghoove says...
Oh I just noticed. Shouldn't Ghostwolf be an elder this month? I believe I made him in June.

What was his original post date? You can narrow it down through the Public Records link on the Help Page.
Reply Staghoove
5:45 AM on March 2, 2018 
Ember says...
What was his original post date? You can narrow it down through the Public Records link on the Help Page.

June 17, 2017
Reply Ember
1:56 PM on March 2, 2018 
Staghoove says...
June 17, 2017


June 10th, you mean? If so, he's actually due to die this month. Thanks for catching that!
Reply HarmlessPoison
4:13 PM on March 5, 2018 
This is awfully late but oh well--at least I participated!

1. What's something about you that most people don't know?
They should know by now but I hate time and it hates me back. In other words, I'm not very good with time management (such as replying to a response while roleplaying)
2. Are you listening to music right now? If so, what?
I'm listening to Saint Motel's, "Cold Cold Man."
3. Strangest childhood injury?
I've once got hit in the head with a flashlight. Nothing happened afterwards, if you're wondering--I just wanted to put that out there.
4. Have any weird fears?
Not sure if this is considered weird but I'm deathly scared of any type of bees--maybe to the point of a phobia?
5. If you had a boat, what would you name it?
Broad Waters
6. What is the craziest thing you believed as a kid, or were even tricked into believing when you were older and should have known better?
That if you swallowed watermelon seeds, a watermelon would then grow in your stomach. Lovely, isn't it?
7. What is your least favorite, but often repeated, quote or piece of advice? Why don't you like it?
"If all your friends jumped off a bridge then would you too?" It never specified just how high the bridge is or the depth of the water below it. It's a ridiculous statement, really.
8. If you had to be a plant, what kind of plant would you be and why?
Moss. I don't know, it's soft. I like soft things.
9. Describe your least favorite commercial in excessive detail.
"BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. ROCKET LAUNCH OFF."
10. What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse?
A shrew...?
11. What's the best Wi-Fi name you've seen?
No Free Wifi For You
12. Is a hotdog a sandwich? Is cereal a soup?
I'm not going to even try explaining that.
13. What is the craziest thing one of your teachers has done?
He slapped a kid upside the head because the student was acting stupid and saying the most absurd comments that could ever come out of a human being's mouth.
14. If you had to haunt one building for the next 100 years, which building would you haunt?
Library, 'cause why not? I get to read books!
15. What supply in your house always runs low, and no one ever remembers to buy? (paper towels, batteries, lightbulbs, whatever)
Water bottles! As odd as it sounds, I can never keep track of whether I have enough or not.
16. If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
To be able to control time; stop and continue it.
17. If you could know the ultimate truth to any one question, what would you ask?
...What truly is my favorite color?
18. If you had to eat a raccoon, how would you cook it?
Roasting it over a fire.
19. Where's the weirdest place you've found something that you lost?
I once found my keys in my sock after losing them. I think I laughed so hard, I choked on my spit when I discovered it stashed away in there.
20. What is your favorite Wikipedia article?
Hm. None!
21. You can change three very minor things about the world. What are they?
Tap water will always taste good; not metallic, tissues will always feel like cloud nine; not sandpaper that literally annihilates the inside of your nose, more animal shelters in the world!
22. What is your current desktop background?
An image of rippling water taken by me when I was at the pool since... forever.
23. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
Posting.
24. What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?
Actually, I have no clue. I don't necessarily have a movie in mind that could be improved.
25. What is your favorite joke? Whoever's answer makes me laugh the hardest will get a sketch of whichever character they'd like.
Haha! Guess who's not posting like they should be doing? Me! What a shocker.
Reply PalletEclipse
4:02 PM on March 7, 2018 
1. What?s something about you that most people don't know?
I have been dating my boyfriend for seven+ years. (So, since the beginning of Jr. High!)
2. Are you listening to music right now? If so, what?
Nope! I'm in the middle of my English Class on Ethical Foods.
3. Strangest childhood injury?
Honestly, never got hurt! Did a bunch of dangerous stuff, but never got anything more than a scratch.
4. Have any weird fears?
Not weird, but more mental fears of how other people will think of me if I fail.
5. If you had a boat, what would you name it?
The Jewell! It's my bf's last name and just sounds like a great boat name. (And we had a boat named The Jewell.)
6. What is the craziest thing you believed as a kid or were even tricked into believing when you were older and should have known better?
I have a really good one, but I honestly can't remember.
7. What is your least favorite, but often repeated, quote or piece of advice? Why don?t you like it?
"I love you to the moon and back." Overused!
8. If you had to be a plant, what kind of plant would you be and why?
I would want to be a hibiscus. Such pretty flowers and they are kept at tropical temperatures.
9. Describe your least favorite commercial in excessive detail.
Don't watch commercials! I'm a Twitch/Netflix watcher.
10. What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse?
Well, it's already the size of a horse, but a big floofy cow!
11. What?s the best Wi-Fi name you?ve seen?
FBI-Tracker-Van-1
12. Is a hotdog a sandwich? Is cereal a soup?
What even is this question? A hot dog is a hot dog and cereal is cereal. None of those absurdities.
13. What is the craziest thing one of your teachers has done?
In seventh grade, my teacher did a family tree project and paired boys and girls together so that they could 'have a family' and depict traits. While it isn't exactly crazy, it was more embarrassing, but my boyfriend (who had just started dating me after breaking up with my best friend) was paired with his ex. (My ex-best friend).
14. If you had to haunt one building for the next 100 years, which building would you haunt?
Preston Castle! Make that actually spooky scary!
15. What supply in your house always runs low, and no one ever remembers to buy?
Honestly, noodles! My boyfriend and I always make ramen/noodles/mac-n-cheese (college kid diet woo), and so when we run to the store to get something we usually forget the lunch/snack necessities.
16. If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
Shapeshifting! I'd love to shapeshift into animals.
17. If you could know the ultimate truth about any one question, what would you ask?
Why is University so difficult?
18. If you had to eat a raccoon, how would you cook it?
BBQ! (But, my bf has a vendetta against coons, so they are usually well buried instead of thinking about being eaten.)
19. Where?s the weirdest place you?ve found something that you lost?
Underneath my grandma's couch! Though, what I found was not what I wanted... (In short, my hamster got out, thought it was long gone, Gma got a new couch, found my hamster's bones.)
20. What is your favorite Wikipedia article?
I don't use Wikipedia! I try to stray as far as I can from it.
21. You can change three very minor things about the world. What are they?
How much money I have, the strictness of University, and the discrimination of pit bulls.
22. What is your current desktop background?
On my laptop, it's my boyfriend and I after our senior photo shoot. On my desktop, its an animated background of Inuyasha.
23. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
Paying attention to my Ethical Food class. (But I finished the class notes ahead of time)
24. What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?
Deadpool!
25. What is your favorite joke?
It's not exactly appropriate, so I won't share~
Reply AshFeather
4:59 PM on March 7, 2018 
1. What?s something about you that most people don't know? I tried out for track once and quit the first day.

2. Are you listening to music right now? If so, what? Nope

3. Strangest childhood injury? I broke an arm because my brother kicked me in the back on the monkey bars.

4. Have any weird fears? I hate looking people in the eyes when they are serious.

5. If you had a boat, what would you name it? Golden fish X3.

6. What is the craziest thing you believed as a kid, or were even tricked into believing when you were older and should have known better? When I went to the mountains once my dad told me the air was thin so it might be hard for someone to breathe so I cried because I thought I could not breathe.

7. What is your least favorite, but often repeated, quote or piece of advice? Why don?t you like it? "Curiosity killed the cat" One I love cats two "curiosity" don't people inspire that because its good?

8. If you had to be a plant, what kind of plant would you be and why?Mimosa pudica because when you touch their leaves they close and they are very pretty... to me at least.

9. Describe your least favorite commercial in excessive detail. I barely have a least favorite I hate them all.

10. What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse? A chicken

11. What?s the best Wi-Fi name you?ve seen? "mom use this one" I found out that this was actually one of my friends hot spots XD

12. Is a hotdog a sandwich? Is cereal a soup? Yes X3

13. What is the craziest thing one of your teachers has done? Unlocked the 1st grade bathroom when a student was in it, or the time she locked a student in her office on purpose,til her parents called the school.

14. If you had to haunt one building for the next 100 years, which building would you haunt? The white house.

15. What supply in your house always runs low, and no one ever remembers to buy? (paper towels, batteries, lightbulbs, whatever) Always,always,always toilet paper

16. If you could have a superpower, what would it be? Animal communication.

17. If you could know the ultimate truth to any one question, what would you ask? "Is my pet duck ok?" I lost her and cant seem to find her anywhere she might have migrated for the first time though,

18. If you had to eat a raccoon, how would you cook it? like steak I guess or just in any way I could without getting a disease.

19. Where?s the weirdest place you?ve found something that you lost? In my 3rd grade classroom (Im in the 6th grade)

20. What is your favorite Wikipedia article? The Wiki article on 9-11 (so sad)

21. You can change three very minor things about the world. What are they?Deforestation,World hunger,and pollution.

22. What is your current desktop background? A quote "Some 5 billion years from now, after its burned to a crisp or swallowed by the sun, there will be other worlds and stars,and galaxies coming into being--and they will nothing of a place once called earth."

23. What are you supposed to be doing right now? Homework

24. What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical? I dont even know.

25. What is your favorite joke? Whoever?s answer makes me laugh the hardest will get a sketch of whichever character they?d like.
Joke below:
Student to teacher: Ma?am, I hope you Would not punish me for some thing which i didn?t do?
Teacher: Yes I will not
Student: Ma?am, I didn?t do my homework.
Reply ♡GhostlyBunnie♡ Lav
8:21 PM on March 14, 2018 
1. Uhhhhhhh I dunno....
2. MY IMMORTAL
3. Knot on my head from where I walked into a fire exit pole at walmart, it was a bloody mess
4. Uuuhhh nah, just the normal fear of death and belong alone
5. Boaty mcboat face
6. The world operated like sims
7. There is someone in worst shape than you, you have nothing to cry about
8. ..... you know those pretty purple weeds? The little flowers? That's me
9. Every Doritos commercial ever also little ceasers.
10. A lizard or dog
11. "Yell ***** out loud for password" or "not available"
12 yes and yes
13. Ugghhh brought in buckests for us to sit on
14. Luigis mansion, game cube edition, or the Kardashians, I'll ruin their lives *shrug*
15. Food (seriously)
16. The ability to fly or heal anything
17. What happens after death
18. .... fry it??
19. Under my bed.... I sleep on a mattress on the floor cause the height makes me uncomfortable.
20. Fandoms
21. Ight what's considered minor? Is getting rid of diabetes and cancer minor?
22. ASTA!!!
23. Nothing
24. Titanic, NO every marvel/dc movie ever
25.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some
food coloring.
The doctors says I?m okay, but I feel like
I?ve dyed a little inside.
Reply ❄️SnowyBreezes❄️
10:29 AM on March 16, 2018 
Lightning why! *Melts in to puddle*

1.I can touch the tip my nose with my tounge
2. Yes! "Drag me down" by One direction
3.I had a nail fully loged in my heel
4.Fish eyes after there dead. Don't ask why.
5.Idk
6.Zombies lived under my bed. And that I was good at sports.
7.Clean your room,Because that's advice to me.
8.Bush. Because there prickly sometimes.
9.Any ad bothers me.
10.Heghog. Prickly.
11.Xfinty.
12.Idk
13.Let us sit on our desks,like on top of them.
14.Animal shelter
15.Fruity pebbles
16.Invisibilty.I could rule the world.
17.Why do humans exist?
18.Steamed
19.In the toilet
20.Erm... Minecraft youtubers.
21.Humens just die out. I become a space cat. I learn how to kill out the rest of hoomen kind.
22.Puppy and kitten on grass
23.Nothing.
24.The greatest show man alive.
25.My life sometimes.